Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road

While partaking of one of my favorite time wasting activities of Stumbling around the internet I came across the below on the Rutgers Math Department site.  I thought so many of the answers were so funny that I wanted to share the whole thing rather than just snip-its.  In all fairness to whoever came up with this the link I found it at is here:  http://www.math.rutgers.edu/~lenci/jokes/chicken
Let me know which answers are your favorites!