Invisible Moms

This was passed to me via email the other day and rather than forwarding it on in the same manner I decided to just copy and paste it here:
Invisible Moms -
This is a story for all moms out there. And to the men reading this, it really shows what our mothers go through.

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road

While partaking of one of my favorite time wasting activities of Stumbling around the internet I came across the below on the Rutgers Math Department site.  I thought so many of the answers were so funny that I wanted to share the whole thing rather than just snip-its.  In all fairness to whoever came up with this the link I found it at is here:  http://www.math.rutgers.edu/~lenci/jokes/chicken
Let me know which answers are your favorites!